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Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza, May I have your order?"
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator: "Can I have your card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's, eh ... Hold on ... 610204999-61-6110"
Operator: "OK ... you're ... Mr Sheehan and you're calling from 175 Oak Road . Your home number is 4, Your work number is 745 2302. And your mobile phone is 414 266 2566 . Would you like to have the delivery made to the same address?
Customer: "Yes. How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator: "We are connected to the System, Sir."
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza ..."
Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol levels, Sir."
Customer: "What?! ... What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. You'll like it."
Customer: "How do you know that for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the Oak Park Library branch last week, Sir."
Customer: "OK. I give up ... Give me three family sized ones then. How much will that cost?"
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99."
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October of last year."
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes, Sir. But if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle ..."
Customer: " What the..?"
Operator: "According to the details in the system, you own a Harley, ... registration number E1123 ..."
Customer: "##!!#%%!?#!!"
Operator: "Sorry, Sir. Better watch your language! Remember on 15 July '87, you were convicted of using abusive language to a police officer ..."
Customer: (Speechless)
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing ... by the way ... Don't forget to give me the 3 free bottles of Pepsi that you advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would, Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic !!!"